I wish I was the first astronaut

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Taking pictures of my kitty like he’s a model, what a handsome bitch

thefluffingtonpost:

Cat Dismissed from Job After Telling Lewd Joke

An area cat was dismissed from his job at a local tuna canning facility after apparently telling a lewd joke involving a dog, a priest and a rubber chicken (The Fluffington Post has decided not to print the contents of the joke).  ”This is the third time he’s been written up by HR,” said Hector Cesario, the cat’s union representative.  ”There’s really nothing I can do for him at this point.”

Via Gattou.

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