I wish I was the first astronaut

but my name is Steve Stec, not Yuri Gagarin. Nobody writes them like they used to so it may as well be me.

Jan 22 '12

She’s taking off her clothes and, I got a bloody nose

(Source: harrisoncrane)

3 notes (via harrisoncrane)

  1. youonlyliveonce reblogged this from harrisoncrane
  2. harrisoncrane posted this