I wish I was the first astronaut

but my name is Steve Stec, not Yuri Gagarin. Nobody writes them like they used to so it may as well be me.

Jan 22 '12

(Source: steinfield)

266 notes (via cherylau & steinfield)Tags: Seinfeld George Costanza Mood

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    someone needs to say this to me right now because i cannot do shit
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    Omg that cake was terrible.
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    GPO-RIGHT NOW (i’m bribing her with cake. her own cake.)
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